Sunday, November 30, 2008

Nov. 30

Was a full-on day: In the morning Avuth, Yvette(Yvette is Avuth's mom), and I, went to visit a baha’i lady in “tul kouk”; then went to Avuth and Yvette's house for lunch; back to the apartment to wait for Ramini and le team of super-kids to go visit Popov's children's class out in Phum Russie (bambo village); then dropped off at the orphanage to teach my class; then over to Neissan's for some guava juice and jokes; then to the riverside to try out typical khmer food with Avuth; then finally back home!

The visit in the morning was a little random, but pretty sweet. We had to walk through a row of little one-room apartments on either side, and then walk through a series of giant water-filled clay pots, then up a rickety wooden staircase onto a rickety wooden floor, and then navigate our way to the lady's place. It turns out that the lady we visited has been a Baha'i for a while, but she's been off the radar because she's busy just taking care of business. Aparently she's the slum-lord who owns all the one-bedroom places that we walked past on our way to her home. I mostly just sat back and ate some stickyrice-and-bean mixutre while getting occasional translations from Avuth. The lady had two daughters (one of whom played some songs on little keyboard for us), and both of them wore matching pajamas.

Lets take a paragraph to really explore this pajama thing. Women and girls here act like they don't realize they're wearing pajamas all the time. Seriously it's like pajamas are the panacea to thier fashion problems: out shopping? Wear some pajamas! Going on a bike ride? Wear some PJ's! Taking a walk with your friends? lets all wear pajamas! with well-dressed friends? Just wear pajamas! Going out for lunch? Pajama time! Facing an economic crunch? Wear some pajamas! I'd almost go so far as to say that a welll-coordinated set of pajamas could be a contender for the national costume.

They also had a small shop that faced a railroad track...and when I say faced I mean came face-to-face with the actual tracks. I thought it was strange until I took a good look around, and realized that as far as I could see on both sides, there were shops and houses that treated the tracks like a road. Anyway, cool place, and we had fun! and I distributed banana-cake to our hosts, and bought some guavas...and they decided to start up a children's class and a junior youth class for the little ones that live in the neighborhood.

Lunch at Avuth's was also suposed to be an afternoon monopoly experience, but I had to get back to my place to catch a ride to "bamboo village" with Ramini. We were basically going to go and just shake up thier class a bit by teaching them new songs, and sharing some stories. The class was a little awkward, because our super-kids that we brought along had some stage fright, and took a while to get thier voices warmed up. After that was conquered the class went fairly well. Also, even though I know you don't know him - Popov's the man.

Right so by this point in the day I'm pretty much exhausted, but now I gotta get to the one class that I was actually prepared for! It was sweet. The kids didn't memorize the quotes that they were supposed to (except for my star student), but they also didn't mind spending time memorizing them in class. We didn't get a chance to play an active game, but we did get to play games learning the quotes and we sang a lot. Today's quote was "O Friend! In the garden of thy heart plant naught but the rose of love..." This time, however, I came prepared: I printed off the quote in khmer and got them to write it in english. It seemed to help the childrens really get a grasp on the content of the class, so I felt like it was a worthwile experience for me and the kids. Also, thier singing (and mine?) is improving quite a bit.

After ALL of that, I went with Avuth to the riverside to try some khmer street food. First, let me relay that I tried street food the day before, just outside my apartment (fried rice cutlets with green onion iside) and it took only about an hour to run through my system. So I was slightly more cautious, but still up for whatevs. So we go to this temporary restaurant that's been set up on a street corner. With plastic chairs, folding tables, and a portable grill. They serve us some 

fresh veggies in ice to start, and I let Avuth order a sample of whatever he thought I shoudl try. We got duck-eggs, deep-fried frog, and oysters. I couldn't bring myself to eat the duck-egg, because my heart has been softened somewhat by my vegan girlfriend (and the eggs have already been fertilized). It was actually pretty gross. The oyster ( or other random unidentifiable shell-fish) was pretty good, and we ate it with a frsh-garlic spicy sauce. Then we tried deep-fried frog...which I never thought I would ever try, but it was alright. Avuth was really excited about chicken wings, and our restaurant of choice had run out, so we went to two or three places just looking for those wings. Finally we found them, and it turns out that Avuth's aunt runs one of these shops. So I tasted some bbq wings, and they were aight. The best part of the whole thing was that spicy sauce. Avuth's aunt turns out to be the queen of that sauce, and she gave me a whole container for free! The sauce is basically sliced fresh garlic sitting in random spicyness. Avuth reccomends just eating it with steaming hot rice. I will let you know how ithat one goes.

The long day does not end there, but I have an interview at 5!

 Peace!

super tired

It has been a long, long day. And now it is time for sleeping! I'll update you on my crazy day tomorrow. good night/day!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Nov.29

                Last night, post-posting, I went out to karaoke with some of the AYAD crew at a place called Carole King. Great times, some people could actually sing, while I belted out tone-def notes on such tunes as “turn around”- Janet Jackson “killing me softly”-Fugees, and even “Africa”-Toto*. I managed to slip in some beatboxing here and there, and their mic was on a subtle echo, so the beatboxing was extra fun – made me want to get back into performing on le stage.

                This morning was fun times: Jarnah came over, and we went out hunting and gathering food for breakfast. We ended up buying some coconuts and walnut bread, and having egg-in-a-hole as prepared by my faja. We also had croissants – it was definitely a brunch, and very enjoyable, enjoyable that is, besides my clumsiness. I dropped a jar of jam, spilling the contents all over the floor, AND dropped a plate while washing it. While the first was definitely bad because I then had to clean up the glass and jam (and have less jam to eat), the second was alright because the plate didn’t break, and I was relieved of dishwashing duties!

                Let talk about this dishwashing business for a second: the small Cambodian foot is, believe it or not, attached to a similarly small Cambodian body. This means that the architecture and construction will be tailored to a certain height, and ultimately, that our sink sits below my waist. So, you can imagine, doing dishes actually becomes difficult – like, I can bend down and do them, but after a while my back aches, so I stand up straight to ease it up…and when you’re holding a soap-slicked plate up so high above the sink, you tend to tempt fate and gravity to team up and take their revenge on so odious an ignorance of their laws. So far I haven’t broken anything, but I need to change my dish-doing pattern so as to pay my respects to both gravity and fate, and soap.

                The Children’s class is developing. Avuth helped me find a khmer version of Ruhi book 3, so that I can present the kids with the quotes and ideas (and even instructions for games) in khmer. Thanks broseph. Tomorrow we’re doing another lesson on the heart, and, seeing as how I was once known as Ashraf the Blackhearted, it should prove to be an interesting class.

 

*this one was for you Hormz.

Posting

The mighty weight of internet restriction has been lifted by the finger of the author - you may now post your comments without an account should you so desire.

              I woke up today to find that I was the only one in the house – my sneaky p-units had already jumped out for a romantic breakfast! So in true fashionable protest to this grave injustice, I went out for breakfast on my lonesome. I went to a place called garden (center?) cafĂ© and got pancakes and eggs. I was pleasantly surprised by a long-distance call from my Nona! (If you’re reading this, thanks for calling.) And unpleasantly surprised by the price of breakfast ($6.75!!) although, I did order a mango shake, so I guess it was alright. Even still, when you get used to eating for $1.50 and $1.75, $4.75 pancakes and eggs seems pretty pricy.

    We went out again as soon as Shaku got back from breakfast. This time off to the ‘Russian Market’ to get some shirts and maybe some shoes. I found a bunch of shirts (some samples are up on facebook) for $4 each, which, if they are what they say they are, is good – but if they are knock-offs, is pretty bad. Supposedly these are Ralph Lauren shirts, Shaku is convinced they are factory surplus, but I don’t know – some of the colors look like they’d never make it into stores in Canada. Besides this, I went back to the lady who messed up and told me the real price of t-shirts, and hooked myself up with a sweet “Tintin au Cambodge” shirt. The t-shirts feel so nice, you guys have to come get some – or maybe I can send them across the seas? I dunno, but I feel like I want you to try out zese awesome t-shirtdawgs.

                Then we looked for shoes – and I was schooled in the ways of the Southeast-Asian foot: it is small. My feet aren’t too giant, just 10 and a half-11, or like 44-45. But that was just over the upper end of the spectrum on shoes they had in stock. So after scouring the Russian Market, and the Soria Shopping Centre, I found two pairs of shoes that fit: a pair of boots, and a pair of ‘prada’ shoes that made me feel like and Italian pimp. I really just wanted some nice black shoes, and should have paid a visit to an Aldo or something before coming to Cambodge. Either way, we heard about a guy who makes shoes, so I’m going to go investigate that process tomorrow – I wonder how it’ll all turn out.  

I saw a sweet collection of BBQ tarantula and cockroach, which I have documented for your eyes to feast on. Onto a completely unrelated topic in only the second sentence of a new paragraph, I was thinking it’d be fun to make a comic! That’s right, I’ve always wanted to be Tintin…and now I feel that dream is as close as ever! On the topic of dreams, I’ve let go of the tuk-tuk driver/company for now, because of lack of investor interest, but rest assured, I will start it up again when we’re out of the credit crunch, *sigh*. One more topic for this over-crowded paragraph: I’m not sure about who’s actually reading this blog, but how do you find it? I feel like it’s pretty mundane, just a run-through of what I’m up to…I may break into the treacherous waters of sharing actual thoughts and opinions, or I may not, just a thought :P

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Afshelephant


Afshelephant
Originally uploaded by AshrafRushdy
Afshin the Elephant!

Nov. 27

Hello Friends!

Today there was some sad news about Mumbai,  it was rolling on BBC all day, but if you haven't checked it out yet, find it here. That aside, my day was pretty nice: nice breakfast with the parentals*, learning how to do some nice stuff on excel, eating nice and tasty south-Indian food at the 'Dosa Corner', spending some nice bonding time with ze faja, and going to a nice Baha'i function (in Khmer!). I missed out on the CLASSIC experience of rollerblading in Phnom Penh, but I imagine there will be a chance to get back to it sometime in the future.

I'm sure most of you know that I love Indian food. This is not becuase I lived in india - I swear - it's just becuase Indian food is that good. Today's veg. thali reinforced my love. I highly reccomend eating indian food the the next time you eat out. So far Khmer food is still a little bit too much for me...and I eat almost anything. They have a lot of 'soups': seriously somehting like 75% of the dishes are some form of liquid with random bits of other things thrown in. The most off-putting of the "other things" is congealed chicken's blood. They all say it tastes good, but vegetarianism starts to look more and more appealing! I had an amazing fish dish cooked in a coconut (Fish amok)...either it was cooked in the coconut, or served in it, but either way, it was tres bons. I'll try to delve deeper into the perilous depths of Khmer delicacies, but don't expect too much besides photos, because some of this stuff is actually crazydawgs to the donkeymax!

I've been testing out different ways of uploading photos to this blog, and was hoping that going via flickr would be the easiest, unfortunately, it didn't work out immediately, so my excitement has dwindled, and perserverence faltered in the face of failure. So bear with me while I work out he kinks in the technical side of blogging, and until that time, enjoy the shot of Afshin, one of the many elephants from the Cmabodian wild. 

*short for parental units. I want to change it from parentals to 'rentals, but that just sounds lame...so my only other option was..."p-units". It may be strange at first, but I think you'll find that 'p-unit' grows on you. I imagine several familial references will appear in the future, so don't be fooled by the p-units. 

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Nov 26

 Yesterday we went to the Land Transport Department of Phnom Penh to get our Canadian driver’s licenses changed into Cambodian licenses. Pretty mundane stuff, but the ride in and out of the compound was very entertaining. Check out the video (“nov25.016”, or “Land Transport”). The road was so bad that our tuk-tuk got a flat tire! Luckily, there are mini garage/gas-stations everywhere in this city. We pulled across the street only to find that the mechanic was busyL…but our intrepid tuk-tuk driver “took-took” the mechanic’s tools and started repairing the tire on his own! The mechanic was down with it, and only came over to put the actual patch on the tire. Our ride went almost to the airport and back again, different routes both ways, so Shaku and I got a fairly good glance at the city

 (check out the map!)

 

Today I went for my first interview in Phnom Penh! I dressed up all fancy and made my way over a few minutes early. It went fairly well, and I could start as an English teacher on the 20th of December (taking over when the other teachers take a Christmas vacation I guess). This is still a long ways off, but I guess it eases up the pressure (real or imaginary) to get a job for now. To celebrate this glorious event, I went and bought some roadside crepes! Mmmm, tasty – I need to get jobs more often!

Also, my buddy Ryan Duly let me know that my “mug” made it into the Phnom Penh Post – so I’m looking for a way to link to it to show you guys, or maybe I’ll just scan it up. So far the A-Team seems to be doing a good PR job for me in Cambodia! 

Nov 25

Hello friends,

Today was filled with more CV distribution (and 1 reply - finally!) I decided to video-tape my journey on the back of a moto-dop (motorbike-taxi).  The file is laarge, and I now have an editing program, but it's late - and I have an appointment at 9 tomorrow morning - so I can't put it up for you guys tonight*. It is, however, very telling of the traffic situation in Phom Penh...so I am sure many of you will enjoy it. In the mean time, I also filmed a video of our departure from the office of the ministry of land transport - which should be up soon.

I like Keegan's idea of the tour of the area where I live, so I may get an assistant and film a short introduction to the neighborhood. What else would you like to see? You can post really specific ideas, or even general themes... just let me know and I'll see if I can't make that happen.

I dropped of 4 CV's today at different english-teaching locations, and one of them called back a few hours later - so wish me luck, and hopefully my next post has something to do with worthwhile gainful employment.

*note: some actually interesting stories today as well, but they'll have to wait till I'm done with the interview tomorrow!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Phnom Penh Post

A coupla days ago I was interviewed while walking down the street! The journalist (an Asian girl from Minnesota) took my picture and asked me a few questions about the real estate situation/ how I liked living in BKK1(the name of the little neighborhood). Hopefully they print my picture, then I can reference all of my potential employers to my fancy media-picture!

Nov 24.

I saw a tuk-tuk for sale today: bike and carraige for around 1000. The guy told me if I called his boss there's a chance I could buy it for less. So my alternative occupation of being a tuk-tuk driver/business owner seem nearer than those of doing development work. You see, I had this vision: a whole fleet of brand new tuk-tuks, painted in radically new colors, all having "look-look at my tuk-tuk" written on the side, and some random advertisment on the back. If you are interested in supporting this dream, then feel free to post your monetary commintement as a comment here, and if they all add up to at least 1000, then I will drive a tuk-tuk as my first occupation in Cambodia (and I will post the stories up here!).

CV's distributed today: 1, to Build Bright University. (I got rained on, and that just kind of put me off of going out anymore)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Nov 23.

Hokay,

I have a video blog in the process (I'm trying to convert these gigantic files into smaller, uploadable files). I am, however, a man of letters - thus the creation of this blog. Right, those minor announcements aside, lets jump into the real deal.

There's a few things I've got to write about to keep you all abreast of what I'm upto, and how life works out in the Kingdom of Cambodia: job, exercise, Baha'i activities, diet, friends, 'the place', and random comments on life, etc. So lets begin with the job situation. I came here under the impression that a plethora(sweet word!) of NGO's means that one seeking to get involved in development work could just come out here and lend a hand wherever. While this is true, there is little chance of making money unless you are a Cambodian national, or an expert in your field. I know what you're all thinking "but Ash, you're an expert in being awesome! AND in general geniosity!" I know, it's true. Unfortunately, these are not what one might call 'hire-able' traits.
 
I mean, once I am in the system I believe everything will work out - but the system really doesn't recognize that I'm alive yet. in light of this deplorable state-of-affairs, I have decided to embark on a quest of infinite glory - that's right - I've condescended to engage the education sector with my native English-speaking skills.Not that I've given up on development work - far from it! I continue to diligently apply my mind and my feet in the never ending process of updating, adjusting, and tweaking my CV- then spreading it around to all the jobs that are not for Cambodian nationals (and probably a few that are). Pray for my success...or better yet, call in your development contacts and hook this business up!

Right, that's the latest on jobs, now onto our 'Health and Wellness" section:
Shaku (my step-mom) and My dad, and myself are involved in an intensive exercise program. Actually, it's chill-but it's a great family bonding activity. We go to the little gym (at the bottom of our apartment complex) and I run for 30-45 mins, and then lift a few weights and do a couple of stretches, etc. My dad and Shaku take a shifting-strategy and do many different things at many different times...kind of like a 'tapas'-style workout. Besides this, there's a pool that's almost finished beside the gym...this will factor largely into our overall 'health and wellness' plans. This is very cool and all, but I went for a visit to "THE PLACE" which is a 9-storey multi-function, multi-awesome, omni-cool, gym-food-salon-bar. I've never seen something so awfully rich. The first three floors are restaurants, the next is a spa/salon, the next is another restaurant -then three floors of gym, then you go out onto the roof, where there's a bar and jacuzzi, and an amazing view of Phnom Penh. Wicked place, but they play loud music every night (which I can hear from the apartment building), and it's not always good, or more importantly, mood-appropriate. 

Diet falls into the general 'Health and Wellness' category, so we might as well cover it now. I pretty much eat a guava or an apple in the morning (except for sundays which are egg-in-a-hole days). then another fruit like a banana or something closer to lunch. Lunch tends to be salads or some random dish from a restaurant (dosa, pho, etc.) Dinner's pretty big, but it changes so much there's no real consistent trend that I can report...except that it's usually bigger than lunch. I have humbly accepted the exalted position of assistant to the Head Chef. So some days of the week I'm going to attempt minor cookery - unless we find another maid who's willing to cook.

Friends

So far I've made a few, mostly through the Baha'i community. I've met a guy named Neissan(allessandro??) who does some UNV stuff, and a girl named Jarnah - who works for an NGO called Friends international whom I applied to work for. I also got to meet a few cool cats up in Battambang in the north (Prema, Ellysa, Sheng-sei(sp?), and many others). So Jarnah's in this sweet program through the Australian government, where they hook up young people like me with positions like hers (and they give her money, but she's officially a volunteer). So right now the Ashraf Rushdy Team (A-Team for short) are in the process of contacting CIDA and the Canadian government to ask why our Australian brethren have surpassed us in the way of enlightened development of development workers*.

Neissan started a Junior-youth class and asked if I could help by starting a children's class to allow them to work with the older kids. So Jarnah's friend Beattie (another lucky Aussie) and I took it on, but Beattie has to run a half-marathon through Angkor Wat, so I'm teaching the class on my own till she's finished racing through ancient temples. I just got back from a class today, where another friend, Avuth, came and helped out with some khmer translations and explanations. This was a great success, because this time, the kids actually got to deal with the material in a real way. The class was centered on a quote from the Baha'i writings "O son of Spirit! My first counsel is this: possess a pure, kindly and radiant heart..." and we tackled great ethical issues like: why is it good to have a pure, kindly and radiant heart? would you want to be friends with someone who doesn't or someone who does? How would Aristotle's "golden mean" come in here? How would Bentham reply? Is the Deontological view relevant here? (why?) The class did fairly well for their age (9-12) and education in ethics (n/a), managing to answer that people who weren't kind did bad things, and that was not good for anybody. Sweet class - I asked them all what 5 actions they would take to try and have a 'pure, kindly and radiant heart' and many of them wrote that they would undertake actions to help other children living in a dump nearby the orphanage. Seriously impressed me that little kiddies were already cognizant of the needs of their young peers.

Life, random comments on

It's pretty sweet out here. I miss my girlfriend...and you, my many other friends. Also, I'm watching Heroes season three avec my famille - and we've seen up till episode 8 and it's pretty svetdoggs to the maximusprime. I'm still determined to video blog, but I'll try to integrate it with this from now on. Also - should I post poems/verses; videos of poems/verses? Let me know if you guys are up for subjecting yourselves to weakly/bi-weekly literary assaults.

PEACE! (and justice, and free chocolate for everyone)

Ashraf.

*My nemesis Samuel Benoit has outdone me once again, this time by finding canada's intership program...and by starting his blog waaay before me! check it out by clicking the asterisk.